Mind your manners!

Today we were given bum bags, in the states they're called fanny packs, but here, fanny = the c-word, and a c**t pack is definitely not polite. Also since being here, we have learned that touch and song are very important (people aren't being creepy if they greet you with a forehead touch or a cheek kiss), however, do not step over someone, not even their legs, unless you want to sleep with them, and the green juicy kiwis are kiwi *fruits; this is very important because kiwis are people or birds, and when you're talking about kiwi fruits, you usually mention cutting, peeling, or eating them... gross